The conversation went something like this....
Me:  I could totally beat you in HORSE.  I did back in the states, I could do it halfway across the world.
Brett:  (Laughs) You didn't and couldn't beat me.  
Me:  Prove it.
ROUND 1:  Columbia, MO vs. Morogoro, TZ
Brett:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPMRWbHiKX8&feature=related
Ellen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRGPEF6v8UQ&feature=context&context=C447dbafADvjVQa1PpcFOFM3GVNniN-_OX69NtYBarO3sGDUApyp8=
Winner:  Me  (according to a unbiased class of approximately 20 Mizzou students)
ROUND 2:  Columbia, MO vs. Dodoma, TZ
Brett:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2xlNx6LSEI&feature=relmfu
Ellen:  (My video to come, and your votes are welcomed)
Alas, it seems my competitive nature still exists despite so many other changes in the last 6 months.